How To Install A Home Security System In The South
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
and Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all
the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
"Cooter"
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4 comments:
That's funny!
Thanks, I thought so too.
Patti, I LOVE this! I think I will try that when I buy another house!!! LOL! Thanks for the laugh! Love you!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Too funny!
Hey, I wanted to ask you to remind your dh to bring chapters 1-4. Even if ch. 1-3 is history, I would love to read it. I love interesting history. See ya! And thanks!
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