Sunday, July 27, 2008

Wile-E-Coyote



Decisions, decisions. Sometimes you feel as though you are running around in circles, which way to go, or which way to turn. Frustrated, confused, unexpected happenings, your mind is a boogle, the world is like a merry-go-round that never stops; IF only time would stop so you could catch your breath, and refresh your memory, maybe we wouldn't make such quick decisions, and we would look at things in a different point of view. There is so much too do, and so little time to do it. There isn't enough hours in the day to get everything done, but it is always there in the morning when you wake up. Sometimes I feel like Wile-E-Coyote, but I have God to turn to, the world doesn't take the time to turn to God or give Him their problems.

As Paul Harvey would say, Good Day!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Southern Security System

How To Install A Home Security System In The South


1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
and Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all
the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.

"Cooter"

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Performance Mufflers

Where does the sound come from? Performance mufflers: Flowmaster, Flow-tech, Magnaflow, Dynomax, Glass-pack mufflers, and Cherrybombs, just a few to name.

Cherrybomb Oval Turbo muffler--Reduces back-pressure for more power and acceleration... plus a distintive sound.

Glas-pack muffler--The original performance; legendary deep and mellow.

Mufflers cancel out most of the engines noise. Sometimes we are like an old muffler with holes all through us. The little holes are flaws, mistakes, and areas in need of improvement. You'll never close them all, but you can work to close as many as possible. The process begins with pin-pointing where you need to improve. Mufflers rust from the inside out; visible rust indicates holes are developing in you muffler.

Growing up as a young teenager, my brother and I ran our cars with rather loud mufflers for more power and a better performance with the deep mellow sound flowing out. My brother's car had an exhaust leak, which meant that the exhaust had came loose from the manifold; which made the car very, very loud. Some of the elderly neighbors complained that it was too loud, along with a few of the local policemen. My brother was away at boot camp, (my transmission was out), so I drove his car, and I was in no hurry to get it fixed. The sound of loud mufflers just gets under you skin, it is considered a beautiful sound or music to the ears to anyone that loves fast and loud cars. My Grandmother always knew when we topped that old hill that we were coming home, because she could hear the cars.

Sin and the cares of the world is like an old loud muffler that never gets fixed. Sin finally takes its toll upon the soul. Gall, wormwood, poison, all of these words are words used in the Bible as synonyms for Bitterness. They all effectively conjure an image of an emotion that sours, pollutes, blinds and destroys a person from the inside out. Bitterness finds its root and its festering place: deep in the soul. Bitterness is the arch-enemy of hope, the ultimate corruptor of faith.

Another loud muffler sin is the Spirit of Jezebel, which is a controlling spirit working through the lust of the flesh, lust of the eyes, and the pride of life. It has two aims:

1) To gain identity, glory, recognition, power, and satisfy the need for the "praises of men." The desire for love and self-worth focussed on
SELF.
2) The Jezebel spirit is a hater of all men and seeks to emasculate all men, and divest them of their authority and power over others. It fosters a distrust and hatred of men in general. The "Jezebel spirit" is in a constant agitation, terribly aggressive, very determined callous, controlling, selfish, power-hungry, manipulative, unrepentant, deceitful spirit, an overwhelming evil spirit. This spirit has indeed taken over the world, and can be definitely named "Satan's woman."

Jezebels are frequently "super achievers," which sadly is admired in church and the business world. He/she is a master in hindering others to achieve anything; doing everything they can to prevent others achieving their set goals, for then to criticise them for not having achieved these aims.

When we make up our minds to turn away from sin, and go back to that old altar of repentance with a desire and a determination in our hearts, God hears us top that old hill in prayer, and knows we are coming back to Him.

Fire Academy Graduation






Congratulations Andrew !!!

Dad and I are very proud of you upon your graduation for completing the Civilian Fire Academy course. You can accomplish anything you want, when you finally set your mind to do so.

You are a fine young man with a lot of potential, sensitive to God and to people around you. You have a heart of gold, and you are a lot of fun. Words cannot tell you how much we love and appreciate you. Always put God First in your life.

Friday, June 13, 2008

The most destructive habit... worry
The greatest joy... giving
The greatest loss... Loss of self-respect.

The most satisfying work... Helping others
The ugliest personality trait... Selfishness
The most endangered species... Dedicated leaders.

Our greatest natural resource... Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"... Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome...fear.

The most dangerous pariah... A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer... The brain
The worst thing to be without... Hope.

The deadliest weapon... The tongue
The two most power-filled words... "I can"
The greatest asset... Faith.

The most worthless emotion... Self-pity
The beautiful attire... SMILE!
The most prized possession... Intergrity.

The most powerful channel of communication... Prayer
The most contagious spirit... Enthusiasm.

Author Unknown

Monday, May 26, 2008

God Bless America Lyrics


God Bless America Lyrics: "While the storm clouds gather far across the sea,
Let us swear allegiance to a land that's free,
Let us all be grateful for a land so fair,
As we raise our voices in a solemn prayer. '

God Bless America,
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
Thru the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans, white with foam
God bless America, My home sweet home."

Have a Happy and Safe Memorial Day!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Burdens

What's your burden? How heavy is your load?

"Burden"--something that is carried, oppressive, or worrisome.

Everyone in the world has a burden(s). Burdens are like bricks stacked together. When you think that your burden is too heavy to bear, try carrying the burden of someone else. Sometimes your burden isn't as heavy as the weight of anothers burden. When you carry a heavy burden, can you still smile and help others?

When the circumstances of life become a burden, we want to cast them overboard; just as the person who is onboard a conveyance in distress. But casting is not as easy as it looks either for the survivor or the person who has burdens in their life.

Greek word for "cast" means to throw it away. Throw your pain, your disappointment, broken dreams, your heartache on the Lord for he cares for you.

"Casting all your care upon Him; for He careth for you." I Pet. 5:7

People may want us to help them carry some of their load, but no one seems to have the time to listen. God doesn't put on us any more then we can handle, but how much do we put on ourselves. Worry is not God's will for us. It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

There is one place we can "cast" our burdens. There is someone who can be the best friend you'll ever have, and you can be a part of His family. He is a counselor, who has no equal and He is available and wants to listen--any time day or night. He takes whatever burdens you want to cast upon Him and takes care of them for you. His name is Jesus! He loves and cares for you.

"Cast thy burden upon the Lord, and he shall sustain thee:"... Ps 55:22

"Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.
For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light." Matt. 11:28-30

Many hymns have been written by pioneers who have left their burdens at the altar of God. Hymns are written for purpose of praise, adoration or prayer. Hymns deal with life situations, problems and what people face day by day. Hymns are still relevant and we can still sing them. There is an old hymn that was written by Charles Albert
Tindley, "Leave It There."

Leave it there, leave it there,
Take your burden to the Lord and leave it there.
If you trust and never doubt, He will surely bring you out.
Take your burden to the Lord and leave it there